Me: Yaaawwwnn. Man, I shouldn't have stayed up so late playing Plants vs. Zombies. Yaawwwn. I had (yawn) get the girls their breakfast. (Shuffles off to kitchen). I wonder *yawn* where the girls are? Hester is the first one up to let me know that the alarm hasn't gone off. Hmm. Oh, well. It gives me time *yawn* to wash their dishes, fix their meal and then mine. Oh, coffee sounds wonderful for this morning. YAAAWWWWN.
GAHHH!! JESUS, MARY, and JOSEPH! ENID!
Enid: Hey, there. Good morning Red. Don't worry about me. I already had breakfast. Oh, you might want to clean up the mess I left. Thanks.
Me: Enid, please don't give me any more heart attacks! AND STAY OUT OF THE CUPBOARDS IN THE MORNING.
Enid: Geez! No need to shout. Guess someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed, eh?
Hester: (from the top of the fridge) Can I have frozen kitten treats for breakfast?
Me: Sigh.
Thanks for the biggest laugh of the day!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You may want to show them how to turn on the coffeemaker...
ReplyDeletePretty handy in the kitchen there, girls!
ReplyDeleteCharlemagne and Tamar
ha ha ha - my Kate likes to climb into the bathroom cabinets and pop out at inopportune times
ReplyDeleteI hid a birthday cake in the cupboard once. When I went back to get it after dinner, there was Andy the big orange cat nomming away on it, pink frosting across his nose.
ReplyDeleteHow in the world did she get in there?
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