Last night the girls' conversation in cuddle mode was amusing.
Hester: Ah. Nice spot to snuggle with Red. *Snuggles into the side of my head with a sigh of contentment*
A head pops up at the end of the bed
Enid: HEY! That's my spot! *Hops to the head of the bed*
Hester: Well, your name wasn't on it AND I was here first.
Enid: Nuh-uh! It's my spot. Even Red knows it. Drats she sleeping. IF she wasn't sleeping she would SO be on my side! Move it!
Hester: Nuthin' doin' Sistah!
Enid promptly lays on top of Hester. (Okay the weight of the kittens pressing into my head is not so much of a good thing.) Hester bites Enid in the butt and Enid bites my ear. Growling
from all parties commence.
Me: All right!!! Everyone out of the pool! *Pick both up and put at the end of the bed*
Enid: *located on the left side of my legs* Now look what you did, Hester. I can't believe I am related to you. Pffft.
Hester: ME?! It was clearly your fault not mine *located on the right side of my legs*
Enid and Hester: Revenge. Kill the feet of Red!
Me: For the love of.......!
Hester: We are going to sleep on the couch! *Sticks tongue out*