Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Let me help, Red!

You forgot a few of the sheets for the washer. I will get them for you. I am a good helper.

Enid: PULL HARDER, Hester! Pull!

Monday, April 27, 2009

What did you say?

A new home? Are we moving? I can take my paper sack, right?

Enid: Is there more room to run? I like to run. I am not much of a hopper. Running is my gig.

Me: It is a possibility girls. We want the home safe and sound before we buy it. I am trying to think of all of us when I look at homes. Our BFF said this one home that I am trying to get looks cute and that you girls will love it.

Hester: Well....okay but I get to take my paper sack, right?

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Once a vampire always a vampire

Do you not see the two puncture holes on the latest victim?

Here is the victim being taken away to be fed upon in the middle of the night. Blurriness of the photograph is due to the fact that kitten vampires are VERY fast.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hey, good looking, what ya got cookin'?

Me: Enid, it is spinach. Cats like tuna, chicken, duck, know all things that fly, swim or walk.Enid: Really? I guess that's why I like biting you.
Me: I DON'T COUNT! You can't eat me.
Enid: Why not? *Head tilts to the side*
Me: Ummm, ummm. Because I said so.
Enid: Seems silly to me but okay. Red, I really do like this green stuff. Can we make an exception for this food?
Me: Oh, I guess so. *Sigh*
Enid: You know what would go great with this?! A side of salmon. *Giggle*

Hester: Hey! What are you two talkin' about? *Sniffs the spinach* What is this stuff?
Enid: Spinach! It's yummy! You want some?
Hester: Umm, thanks but no. Not after you LICKED it Enid. *Looks expectantly at me*
Me: Oh, all right. You get a little fresh leaf too.
Hester: Pssst, Enid. You got some of that green stuff stuck in you front teeth.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Bcause co-workers made me do it

Forgive me Hester. Forgive me Enid. You were both justified in the vengeful attack on my hands and the camera.
Enid: I am NOT a princess! I AM A QUEEN!
Hester: Stuff it Queenie and bite Red already.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Night moves

Work has been decidedly a hell on earth so I am thankful for friends, family and KITTENS.

Last night the girls' conversation in cuddle mode was amusing.

Hester: Ah. Nice spot to snuggle with Red. *Snuggles into the side of my head with a sigh of contentment*

A head pops up at the end of the bed

Enid: HEY! That's my spot! *Hops to the head of the bed*
Hester: Well, your name wasn't on it AND I was here first.
Enid: Nuh-uh! It's my spot. Even Red knows it. Drats she sleeping. IF she wasn't sleeping she would SO be on my side! Move it!
Hester: Nuthin' doin' Sistah!

Enid promptly lays on top of Hester. (Okay the weight of the kittens pressing into my head is not so much of a good thing.) Hester bites Enid in the butt and Enid bites my ear. Growling
from all parties commence.

Me: All right!!! Everyone out of the pool! *Pick both up and put at the end of the bed*

Enid: *located on the left side of my legs* Now look what you did, Hester. I can't believe I am related to you. Pffft.
Hester: ME?! It was clearly your fault not mine *located on the right side of my legs*
Enid and Hester: Revenge. Kill the feet of Red!
Me: For the love of.......!
Hester: We are going to sleep on the couch! *Sticks tongue out*
Enid: Yeah!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

This is NOT the face of innocence

Hester: *Giggling* I can open doors now. I am SO very proud of myself. Red doesn't need to get my toy out anymore. I CAN do it myself. Hey Enid! I will open the bathroom door for you if you need it.  Ooooooh! If the door is unlocked I can escape the compound. Woooohoooo.  Oh and Red that plant you stuck on the 7 ft entertainment center.....I killed it for you. I didn't like the way it was looking at you the other day. No need to thank me.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Easter antics

Enid: I got it!

Hester: No! I got it!

Hester: Dratted thing got away from me when I landed!

Hester: Nuthin' but air, baby!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

All's well that ends well

My trip to the vet with Enid ended well. I took both of the girls since they don't like to be alone. I let them run around the vet and get into all kinds of trouble. The technicians and receptionists cooed over the girls and warned me when a dog would be coming out. The vet looked at Enid and told me (as did some of the blog followers) that it was a delayed reaction to the rabies shot. She said watch it and if it bothers Enid or Hester come back in.  Since this was a rabies shot follow up she wouldn't charge me. I was a bit stunned. I told her I am willing to pay for peace of mind for the girls but she wouldn't charge me. Many blessings on the head of this vet!

So the girls and returned home to take a much deserved nap. I love waking up to happiness and content kittens. 

Enid: Wake up! Don't go back to sleep because we are purring! I am SOOOO gonna make you pay for what that person stuck in my backside today! (Enid growled at the vet tech and then really growled at the vet....none of them took it personally. Whew)

Friday, April 10, 2009

Thank you Enid

Thank you for bringing me a towel while I take shower. I really appreciate it however can you wait until I get OUT of the shower before bringing me a towel?

Enid: Uuuuuuhhh, sure okay. *Blink, blink* Have you seen Hester? I think she has my glitter ball.

Me: Sigh.

Toy of Madness

So here is the FAV toy that will render the girls into beggary.  It attaches to a string wand so I can flick it all over the room. Enid will totally flop over and cry if it doesn't come out of its hiding place or when it get returned to its hiding place. Hester on the other hand is learning how to open the door so she can get it herself. How thoughtful of her...NOT.

After taking this picture....10 nanoseconds later the girls were all over it.

Enid then got a little wild and I could hear "Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, MINE, MINE, MINE!!"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Early Easter Bunny brings great things

Hester: Red made sushi with cucumbers! Yummy rice. Shhhhh, I snuck some when she wasn't looking.

Best of all the Easter Bunny brought me a new toy. Mine....all MINE! It glitters!

Enid: You have to share! I like to play with it too!

*Hester gives Enid a withering look*

Enid: RED! Hester won't share!

Me: Yes, she will. No worries since I am supervising all playtime with this toy.

Stay tuned for tomorrow posting .... a picture of the FAV toy. 

Also keep Enid in your thoughts since I have to take her to the vet on Saturday. She has a large (large to me) lump/bump under her skin that has me concerned.