Enid: Ummm, collar, what collar? I am just playing with my green bouncy snake. Hester has a lovely collar. I never had a collar. I think you love her more than me.
Me: Enid. I bought you a collar but you took it off one night. Don't you remember?
Enid: Ahh, yeah. I do remember.
Me: So where is it?
Enid: I dunno.
Me: Where is Enid's collar?
Hester: I dunno but I do know this...this collar is coming off tonight and you will never find it! Mwahahahaha.
Me: Why do you two insist on ditching your collars?
Enid: Collars ruin my hunting.
Hester: The tag gets in my way when I jump.
Me: What am I to do with you too? Come here. I need some snuggles.
Hester: Excuse me. I need to run. Rrrrrooooooarr.
Enid: Waaaaaaiiiitttttt foooorrrrr meeeeeeee