AND bugging me to not watch "Romancing the Stone" Girls, I need some schlock and laughter right now.
Hester: A-HEM! Play with me NOW!!!!!
Enid: Could you give me more food? Not that icky dry stuff but the stuff from the can.
Me: Hester, I just threw a glitter ball in the bed so go get that. Enid, you have had your morning meal with the canned goods you get the dry goods until morning. Please don't wake me at 3 am for your breakfast.
Enid: Nuthin' doin' Red. I am gonna keep waking you up at the ungodly hours since you took me to the vet. I HATE the vet.
Me: Enid, I know she didn't appreciate you bitin
g her the minute she touched you.
Enid: Hehehe. I know but she needed to know that I was in charge.
Me: Enid, she was so nice to you. She called about you everyday...weekends included! Doctors like that don't come along everyday. I thought she was very pleasant and loving to you.
Enid: Meh!
Hester: I couldn't find the glitter ball. Could you toss around the feather for me? I need to run, play, jump and yell!
No more drooling, dribbling, or general badness. Everyone is good and well. Picture time!